If spotted, this villain is to be fled at once!  Report all sightings to the town constable or nearest Royal Navy officer so they may flee as well!  No joke is too foul, no jape too flatulent for this miscreant to inflict upon all within range.  May be identified by the rabid foam collecting around the edges of his open, smiling mouth and in the tangled, vermin-infested depths of his beard.
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Allan Kemp is about as far away from being a pirate as possible. He does something with computers for a living, but isn't sure what most of the time. His hobbies include making stuff out of leather, wood, and whatever else comes to hand, writing short stories of questionable worth, and playing games, most often with his wife, who is, by all reports, equally as weird.
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