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of Public Servants, Befouling of Public Artworks and Statuary, and
Impersonating Famous Relatives. Not for plucking. Known for luring the
unwary into ambushes whereby they are relieved of all worldly goods. Last
seen publicly consuming corn liquor in large quantities. Currently
searching for a perch.
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It's Jolene! _____________________________________________