If ye be looking for the “lady” with the heart of gold, best ye keep looking. 

And if ye have any gold on your person, keep it hidden, for this strumpet will surely do all she can to rob you of it!  Not that ye would be complainin’ much afterwards...

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Bumper is portrayed by Karla Reese, who, by day, alters digital images for magazine and advertising reprint. Yes, she is the culprit that creates the false reflections of nature that misrepresent the human form. Elusive as it may be, she still believes one day Adobe will invent a reality version of Photoshop, and wrinkles will be a thing of the past! Karla is married to Paul Reese, and they have spawned one daughter, Katheranne. Both may try to hide the chocolate from Karla, but this is a hopeless venture.

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