Wanted for Looting, Unseemly Behavior,
Smearing of Public Servants, Befouling of Public Artworks and Statuary, and
Impersonating Famous Relatives.
Not for plucking. Known for
luring the unwary into ambushes whereby they are relieved of all worldly
goods. Last seen publicly
consuming corn liquor in large quantities.
Currently searching for a perch.
Jolene Loraine Bartelt occasionally comes out of the woodwork to play pirate, knight, or strange magical creature when her demanding real-life job allows. _____________________________________________