So dere i was, mindin' my own business runnin' my trapline nort' o' yellaknife, when all of a sudden a couple o'  skeeters swooped down and snatched me up, snowshoes an' all.
Well, sir, dey musta been migratin' sout', an' figgered dey'd pack me along fer lunch. Lucky fer me, when we got as far as da straits o' wanda fooka one o' dem big vancouver skeeters swoops in and scairt 'em so bad dey dropped me right inta puget sound, which, to my surprise, wasn't even froze over yet... an' it was pert near de end o' june! 
Dis pirate job is just temporary until i can start runnin' a trapline again.  I figger ta catch beaver, mostly, on acounta dey say dere's plenty just layin' around on da beaches. so far I ain't seen a one... I think all 'em girls in bikinis musta scairt 'em away.
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Yukon Jack is played by Mike Grell, a cartoonist...which explains a lot. Mike is the author/artist of such comic book titles as The Warlord, Shaman's Tears, John Sable, and James Bond, and has worked extensively on Green Arrow and Batman, among others. His style of art has attracted fans from all over the world, and imitators throughout the industry. Mike lives with his wife, teenage stepson, assorted imaginary characters, and an ever-growing menagerie.