A madman. 

Ugly and foul smelling.  Approach with extreme caution, and above all else, do not let him pun.  Wanted dead or alive... or at least properly bathed...
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Monterey Jack is played by Rick Van Meter. Rick enjoys writing, reading, role playing games, and of course, swinging swords. In the "real world" however, Rick does combat against those evil inventions called computers. He spends his average day attempting to outsmart them, and usually fails miserably.

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